Wednesday, 30 November 2011

Bridesmaids

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I am going to be honest and put this out there, I was quite excited by the prospect of this film, and unfortunately I was deeply disappointed by it. Apparently it was “10/10 Funny”, “The NEW hangover” and “the next best thing since slice bread”. However all of these “statements” are extremely untrue.
Now I don’t know if it was the hype that damaged its ability to please me, but it seriously isn’t funny at all, I know it’s a woman’s film, but I “dig” chick flicks, this just didn’t do it for me.
I can’t even bring myself to say that there are any redeeming qualities about this film, apart from the whole dress fitting scene, which was hysterical but that was it and a film cannot be reviewed in its entirety, fairly by one scene.
So the film is basically about a 30 or 40-something woman who has no prospects in life, she is very bitter and sleeps around with men who are, the stereotypical rich man. However she realised this when her best friend since childhood breaks the news that she is getting married and she wants her to be her maid of honour, this is where you think that its going to get better for her, but no, it gets worse……much worse.
She finds herself an enemy who wishes to be the friend’s maid of honour instead of the main character; this brings about many many awkward situations which are extremely cringe worthy and not funny.
So this is the film in a nut shell, hopefully you will watch it and see for yourself but honestly, don’t be surprised if you don’t find it funny at all. I wouldn’t even call this a review I would call it a slaughtering.
Overall: 4/10

Saturday, 26 November 2011

The Tunnel

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With a limited release it was quite hard to get a copy of this handheld horror. With what sounded like a good plot I was armed and ready with my pillow and a lovely friend who was  willing to watch it with me (Yes I really go sound like a woman). So the basic premise of the film is that an Australian film crew go into abandoned train tunnels because so many “bums” are going missing in the city and they want to investigate why. As they go through these abandoned tunnels they realise that they are not just looking for “bums” they are running away from something far more sinister.
The film is extremely low budget, so don’t expect a very big CGI fest; however it does well on the suspense factor, until they show the “thing” that is stalking them, which is unfortunate because they could have kept it under wraps, they are some very creep set ups, because they use a hand held character. It also takes a different edge to other films like Paranormal Activity and REC, where it uses interviews from the present day to convey the story, which is very interesting, although poorly acted in some sequences.
If this was a given a bigger budget I think it would have been quite the cult film, some people will watch it and think what the hell is this guy doing thinking the way he thought about this film. It will be a marmite film, but it is a little gem, it wont make any big money but it is but it is worth a watch just to see what you think.
Soundtrack: 7/10 (Harrowing)
Overall: 6/10

Upcoming Reviews

Now I know I haven’t written on my blog for some time, I suppose about a week, it does feel like an eternity, however I can assure you that I have many reviews that I am going to write in the near future.
The Tunnel
Bridesmaids
Hatchet
The Human Centipede 2
Coldplay - Mylo Xyloto
5 games that changed my world
Woodkid - Iron EP
I hope you are looking forward to these, just as much as I am writing them.

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

10 Films That Changed My World

Now with this list I wanted to show you films that, changed my prospective on life, now I want you to know now, that some of these aren’t my favourite films, but more that they how a sentimental value to me, purely because of they did to me as films when I watched them. I hope you enjoy.

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28 Days Later
Why?
So, to start off with one of the greatest ever zombie films to be made is kinda weird. Doom and gloom and all of it but, this really got to me, how one small cog can change the way the wheel turns. This grippingly gory story  of Jim and co trying to survive from the hoardings of raging human beings is a masterpiece and will always in my eyes be one of Danny Boyle’s greatest works.



The Matrix
Why?
The Matrix
 Before you think I am a complete and utter weirdo for choosing this film, yes I do believe that one day that machines could take over, maybe to not the extent in this film, but it is possible, very very possible. The Matrix first changed the way I perceived films with its non stop action and fantastic layered story line. The Wachowski Brothers made a true master piece, and I think it will live on in the memories for a hundred years to come. A Definite must see if by any chance you haven’t seen this film.


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Man on Fire
Why?
 When I first watched this film, it was totally not how I expected the film to turn half way through, I thought the film would be dealing with grievance and the loss of a child, turns out its quite the opposite, its Denzel Washington going straight for the jugular literally. It’s all about corruption and getting something you love back or getting revenge for it. Absolutely fantastically shot, words all over the screen, gritty shots of Mexico. Showed me what a fantastic director Tony Scott is.



Pay It Forward
Why?
Pay it Forward Poster
Well what can I say about this film, it’s a beautiful story starring Haley Joel-Osmont(Trevor), Kevin Spacey (Eugene) and Helen Hunt (Arlene). It’s basically about Trevor’s teacher, Eugene giving his class an assignment to “Pay It Forward” this basically translates into people doing other people favours without having a return. 1 person helps 3 people and those 3 people help another 3 people each, so on an so forth. It’s a film of many heart wrenching moments, good ones and bad ones alike. Trust me you will be a changed person forever. Simply beautiful.


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Battle Royale
Why?
One of my favourite films ever, its about a class of Japanese children that are sent to a remote island of the coast of Japan, they are originally going on a school trip to show the kids that they should go back to school, as their generation has a lot of truancy and violent offences. However the government have decided to intervene and send them to an island to fight to do their deaths. Fortunately this film has been left untouched by Hollywood, it is a truly brutal tale of kids fighting for their lives, with friendship and love interests all coming under scrutiny. Some excellent and memorable performances from the legend that is Takeshi Kitano and Tetsuya Fujiwara. It really made me think about how life could turn like this with benefits and so many social impracticalities.


The Adjustment Bureau
Why?
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Quite the original storyline, with an excellent cast of Matt Damon and Emily Blunt, it’s about a future American presidential candidate who, ruins his fortunes by giving an unorthodox speech in a conference in front of millions of people on television, he then goes to the bathroom and meets a beautiful woman, by sheer coincidence, or is it. It’s a wonderful film of fate or coincidence and really gets you thinking about life in general which is why its one of my favourites. Riveting Stuff.


Edward Scissorhands
Why?

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Well what can I say about this absolutely legendary film, Starring Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder. I first watched this when I was 4 and in all honesty it made me cry. (YES! A MAN CRYING OH MY GOD!) I think I have watched it 2 or 3 times since then and I cry in the same part each time. Such a brilliant film and an instant classic when it first came out. Its basically about a man that is built by a creator and is then taken in by the local Avon lady, however he has scissors for fingers and it leads to many different situations some good and some bad. Excellent script and a haunting soundtrack.



Right at Your Door
Why?
Now not a lot of you may have heard of this one, if I remember correctly it only had a limited release in the cinema, and was then preceded by the DVD copy. I got this out to rent by chance as I was in my “DOOM AND GLOOM” stage. I was not disappointed, an excellent tale of a modern day battle with an unknown enemy. 3 dirty bombs go off in L.A and the main characters are forced to live at home without going outside. However how would you feel if your wife/husband was stuck downtown in the air which is toxic? What would you do? This is the exact position that the film puts you in and quite honestly its unrelenting. An excellent low budget flick. A Must See.



Signs
Why?
Now even I was a little hesitant about putting this film in this list, however purely based on this one scene in the film, it is one of my all time favourite films anyway, but I know a lot of people found it to be a rubbish alien film, but rather than the aliens, I love the exploration of religion, love and togetherness and loss. This is part of the scene in which I think sums this film up excellently, hopefully you have seen it and thought the same or hopefully this will encourage you to watch it:
Signs Poster

People break down into two groups. When they experience something lucky, group number one sees it as more than luck, more than coincidence. They see it as a sign, evidence, that there is someone up there, watching out for them. Group number two sees it as just pure luck. Just a happy turn of chance. I'm sure the people in group number two are looking at those fourteen lights in a very suspicious way. For them, the situation is a fifty-fifty. Could be bad, could be good. But deep down, they feel that whatever happens, they're on their own. And that fills them with fear. Yeah, there are those people. But there's a whole lot of people in group number one. When they see those fourteen lights, they're looking at a miracle. And deep down, they feel that whatever's going to happen, there will be someone there to help them. And that fills them with hope. See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you? Are you the kind that sees signs, that sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky? Or, look at the question this way: Is it possible that there are no coincidences?”



Deep Impact
Why?
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So this is my final film, one that is shown every Christmas for some peculiar reason, I think us british are gluttons for punishment. It focuses on many peoples accounts on what could be their last days on earth as an asteroid plummets towards earth which could cause the extinction of the human species. The film has an all star cast, Elijah Woods, Tea Leoni, LeeLee Sobieski, Morgan Freeman, Robert Duvall and Jon Favreau. Its excellent film and I would tell anyone to watch it. Its makes you realise what you have and what you shouldn’t forget, especially family, we should all take the time we have as something special and not take it for granted.

Monday, 14 November 2011

20 Songs That Changed My World

So I have decided to right this entry because I feel that it will be interesting for people to get to know me a bit better and maybe you can understand my musical preferences. I hope you enjoy.


Bon Jovi – It’s My Life

Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Where? On my way to one of my first major swimming competitions on the radio.
Why? This song eased me into liking rock

Linkin Park – In the End
Where? On Kerrang
Why? This introduced me to Linkin Park and the “Nu Metal” scene

P.O.D – Youth of the Nation
Where? After listening to “Alive” I heard this song straight after
Why? Instantly loved the lyrics and what it stood for.

Staind – It’s a Been While
Where? On a compilation album called “Supercharged”.
Why?
This  introduced me to the more depressing side of alternative rock.

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Blue October – Hate Me
Where? First heard this song on VH1 music channel.
Why?
Was played countless times on my IPod when I was going through a bad time.

Devotchka – How It Ends
Where? Gears of War 2 Advert.
Why?
Such a cold and harrowing voice, yet such a beautiful song.

Mazzy Star – Into Dust
Where? On the “O.C”.
Why?
 Such a chilled out song with so much power.


Limp Bizkit – Rollin

Slipknot My Plague

Where? The Undertaker’s theme music (WWE).
Why? Just a badass tune, which changed my perception on rock music.

Slipknot – My Curse
Where? Resident Evil Soundtrack.
Why? Introduced me to slipknot and my love of metal music began.

Celldweller – Frozen
Where? Constantine Soundtrack.
Why? Mental amounts of Synths and just an awesome song.

The Used – Im A Fake
Where? The Used’s Album.
Why? Changed my mind about screamy music and how deep it can really go!

DMX – Slippin
Where? Found while randomly downloading music of DMX’s.
Why? A really touching slow melody with a memorable voice.
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Lisa Gerrard – Creasy is dead
Where? At the end of one of my all time favourite films, Man On Fire
Why? Beauitful voice, beautiful song.

Nine Inch Nails – The Mark Has Been Made
Where? Also on “Man On Fire
Why? Such an edgy song with some good guitar work 


Combichrist – Shut up and Bleed
Where? The Collector (2009 Film)
Why? Such a hard industrial track which screams murder, such a fitting song for the film.


Combichrist Album Cover

Rammstein – Feuer Frei
Where? xXx Soundtrack
Why? Another badass song with some badass instrument work.

Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody
Where? Grew up with this song being my dad’s favourite band
Why? One of the first songs I was introduced to in music. There is nothing to dislike.

Yellowcard – View from Heaven

Where? Listened to it on a CD I bought by chance, and is now one of my favourite albums.
Why? Lovely song, with a great message and brilliant singing, really catchy.
 
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A – Nothing
Where? Also heard this on the “Supercharged” album
Why? Some good screamy music, awesome song, awesome vocals

Stone Sour – 30/30/150
Where? Learnt that Corey Taylor sung for them, so looked it up on “Youtube”
Why? Yet another badass song, amazing song and truly got me it to hard rock.